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In the relentless pursuit of "hitting those numbers" and "aligning with strategic imperatives," this enamel coffee mug boldly declares "Live or Die by KPIs" – a gentle reminder that your morning brew might be the only thing standing between you and the next performance review apocalypse. Perfect for those team meetings where buzzwords fly thicker than actual progress, it's crafted from durable enamel-coated steel, ready to withstand the heat of deadline crunches or the chill of ignored suggestions.
Lightweight yet sturdy for desk duty or the occasional "synergy session" in the break room, this mug holds 12 oz of your preferred caffeine elixir – enough to power through pie charts and pivot tables without spilling a drop of corporate irony. Available in classic white with black lettering, because subtlety is key when shading the platitude parade.
Sip smugly as you watch colleagues nod along to vague visions, knowing your mug speaks the unspoken truth. Ideal for the office underdog who measures success not in metrics, but in quiet acts of rebellion. Dishwasher safe, but hand-washing recommended to preserve the snark.
• Material: Enamel
• Dimensions: height 3.14″ (8 cm), diameter 3.25″(8.25 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• White coating with a silver rim
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
Attention! Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating.
Disclaimer: The Enamel Mug is susceptible to staining when used with certain beverages, including coffee, tea, and natural juices. That’s a normal characteristic of enamel products and not specific to our mug alone. Due to the enamel’s rough and porous surface texture, particles from these drinks may easily adhere to the mug, resulting in stains over time. Stains can be effectively removed by applying lemon juice or soda to the affected area and gently scrubbing with a hard sponge.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Lightweight yet sturdy for desk duty or the occasional "synergy session" in the break room, this mug holds 12 oz of your preferred caffeine elixir – enough to power through pie charts and pivot tables without spilling a drop of corporate irony. Available in classic white with black lettering, because subtlety is key when shading the platitude parade.
Sip smugly as you watch colleagues nod along to vague visions, knowing your mug speaks the unspoken truth. Ideal for the office underdog who measures success not in metrics, but in quiet acts of rebellion. Dishwasher safe, but hand-washing recommended to preserve the snark.
• Material: Enamel
• Dimensions: height 3.14″ (8 cm), diameter 3.25″(8.25 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• White coating with a silver rim
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
Attention! Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating.
Disclaimer: The Enamel Mug is susceptible to staining when used with certain beverages, including coffee, tea, and natural juices. That’s a normal characteristic of enamel products and not specific to our mug alone. Due to the enamel’s rough and porous surface texture, particles from these drinks may easily adhere to the mug, resulting in stains over time. Stains can be effectively removed by applying lemon juice or soda to the affected area and gently scrubbing with a hard sponge.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
