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Ever feel like your entire career hangs on those elusive Key Performance Indicators? This cheeky t-shirt proclaims "Live or Die by KPIs" in bold, no-nonsense lettering, a sly wink to the boardroom battles where numbers reign supreme and actual ideas take a backseat to endless dashboards. It's for the cubicle crusader who navigates the minefield of "optimizing efficiencies" and "leveraging synergies" – all while wondering if anyone's actually steering the ship.
Crafted from premium, soft cotton blend for all-day comfort (because crunching those metrics shouldn't mean sacrificing style), this shirt is your subtle armor against the platitude parade. Available in classic black, navy, or gray – colors as versatile as your excuses for missing targets. Sizes S-3XL, so whether you're climbing the ladder or just hanging on, it'll fit right in.
Wear it to the next team huddle and watch the knowing smirks fly. After all, in the grand theater of office politics, why not let your wardrobe do the talking?
• All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Denim color is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²)
• Fine knit jersey
• 30 singles
• ¾ sleeves
• Contrast raglan sleeve
• Unhemmed bottom
• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
• Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
• Tear away label
• Blank product sourced from Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Crafted from premium, soft cotton blend for all-day comfort (because crunching those metrics shouldn't mean sacrificing style), this shirt is your subtle armor against the platitude parade. Available in classic black, navy, or gray – colors as versatile as your excuses for missing targets. Sizes S-3XL, so whether you're climbing the ladder or just hanging on, it'll fit right in.
Wear it to the next team huddle and watch the knowing smirks fly. After all, in the grand theater of office politics, why not let your wardrobe do the talking?
• All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Denim color is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²)
• Fine knit jersey
• 30 singles
• ¾ sleeves
• Contrast raglan sleeve
• Unhemmed bottom
• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
• Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
• Tear away label
• Blank product sourced from Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
