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Live or Die by KPI’s Beanie
In the frosty frontiers of fiscal forecasts and the icy peaks of performance reviews, this beanie bears “Live or Die by KPIs” like a badge of bureaucratic bravery – a warm hug for your noggin amid the chill of chiefs who champion “core competencies” without ever committing to clarity.
It’s for the hallway hero dodging data dumps and dodging deeper questions, turning your topper into a tacit takedown of the titans who thrive on trends but trip over true traction.
Available in stealthy black or neutral gray, so you can stay under the radar while your headwear headlines the hypocrisy. Let it crown your commute or cap off those “collaborative” calls where consensus is code for conceding to the clueless.
• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
LIVE OR DIE BY KPI’s Beanie
$21.00
In the frosty frontiers of fiscal forecasts and the icy peaks of performance reviews, this beanie bears “Live or Die by KPIs” like a badge of bureaucratic bravery – a warm hug for your noggin amid the chill of chiefs who champion “core competencies” without ever committing to clarity.
It’s for the hallway hero dodging data dumps and dodging deeper questions, turning your topper into a tacit takedown of the titans who thrive on trends but trip over true traction.
Available in stealthy black or neutral gray, so you can stay under the radar while your headwear headlines the hypocrisy. Let it crown your commute or cap off those “collaborative” calls where consensus is code for conceding to the clueless.
• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
