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Amid the symphony of spreadsheet symphonies and the ballet of bar graphs, this mouse pad emblazons "Live or Die by KPIs" as your silent ally in the war against woolly objectives. It's for the desk dweller who clicks through cascades of "actionable insights" while pondering if anyone's tracking the real impact – or just the illusion of progress.
Turning your workstation into a subtle stage for satire. Available in sleek black or gray, because bold statements deserve understated backdrops.
Let it be the foundation for your next "deep dive" into data, where hovering over hyperlinks feels like a high-stakes showdown. Perfect for the professional who appreciates that true leadership might just be a well-timed pivot away from platitude purgatory.
• Soft polyester surface
• Natural rubber base
• Rounded edges
• 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Attention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.
Turning your workstation into a subtle stage for satire. Available in sleek black or gray, because bold statements deserve understated backdrops.
Let it be the foundation for your next "deep dive" into data, where hovering over hyperlinks feels like a high-stakes showdown. Perfect for the professional who appreciates that true leadership might just be a well-timed pivot away from platitude purgatory.
• Soft polyester surface
• Natural rubber base
• Rounded edges
• 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Attention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | HEIGHT (inches) | THICKNESS (inches) | |
| 8.7"x7.1" | 8 ⅝ | 7 ⅛ | ⅛ |
