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In the coliseum of conference calls and the gauntlet of goal-setting galas, this women's v-neck declares "Live or Die by KPIs" as a fierce feminist fist-bump to the femmes who forge ahead amid the fog of fluffy phrases from figureheads fumbling for focus. It's for the boardroom boss babe who bends benchmarks to her will, turning "touch base" into a takeover and "low-hanging fruit" into a ladder to leadership.
Wear it as your witty war cry in the wilderness of wishy-washy wisdom, reminding the room that real queens quantify their conquests – and crush the competition with calculated charm.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Coverstitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Guatemala, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Wear it as your witty war cry in the wilderness of wishy-washy wisdom, reminding the room that real queens quantify their conquests – and crush the competition with calculated charm.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Coverstitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Guatemala, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
